One of my best friend's Bat Mitzvah was this weekend. The Party was SOOO fun!!
A lot of my friends grind with guys and, its just not my thing (your welcome Mom).
So there's this song called 2 step, and there's a dance to go with the song. Well, you have to be a very coordinated dancer to do it [NOT ME.] So GIRL1 and I were dancing and saying, "This is how we 2 step!" We were kinda doing the twist, if you will. So, GUY1 comes up behind me and says "I don't want any of that." Im guessing he thought I was trying to grind with him (I'd rather chew on glass). But, I had no idea he was behind me, or that anybody was.
I was really mad so I went to the bathroom and sent him a text saying
Me - Listen - I had no idea you were behind me and, I wasn't trying any of that.
GUY1 - Sorry, I was just kidding.
Me - Im so sick of your crap.
GUY1 - What crap?
Me - Your not even worth explaining it.
So, my mom's going to murder me for texting him but, I think SCL will like what I said. Muahahahahahha.....
No grinding 4 u!!
6 comments:
Mer, I have so much RESPECT for you. When I was growing up there was a saying "if it feels good do it". Everyone can understand that TEMPTATION, but I always thought there should be another saying: I it feels wrong, DON'T DO IT. If it's creepy then it's creepy, if it's gross then it's gross, if it taste bad then it taste bad and if it makes you cough then it is bad for you. Don't ever do anything that you wouldn't want on YouTube. Every day I gain new respect for you. You are one of the smartest and wisest young people I know. All of your peers would do well to try to be just like you. There is nothing more awesome than a young person who sees straight through all of the bull crap. It would be great if all teenagers had what you have: self respect.
Love you Mer,
uncle 'tebe
Whatever to him.
You look BEAUTIFUL!
I meant, him the boy, not him your uncle.
ha ha!
In the immortal words of Jack Black....(i.e. Ned Shnebley)
he will be "a funny little footnote on your epic *%# [booty]"
Grinding on the dance floor is unspeakably tacky. Glad you decided it's not for you. You are such a lady.
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