Im ashamed to say that I am a Diet Coke addict. On the weekends, I start my day off with one of these babies and usually have some more following the day. Im not sure what makes me crave them so much. But, when I come home from school its the first thing I think about.
Its weird, cause I could care less about REAL coke. I've only had like five my entire life. Its something about the DIET part that makes me feel differently.
I love how when you first open the can it makes that "shhshhhh" sound. Its makes me feel all fuzzy inside. I love how it still tastes good when its flat. See? Im addicted.
Last year for lint [even though Im not Catholic] I gave up sodas. ALL sodas including my precious Diet Coke. The day that your allowed to stop linting I woke up with at 12:00 am with a DC right next to me. I slurped that sucker down in less than a minute. Thats how much I had missed my baby....sniffle.
As I wright this I realize that I am a sick person and should receive medical help. My only choice is to give up Diet coke.
I am currently drinking my LAST diet coke [for a while]. I may cry.
THIS WILL BE THE HARDEST THING EVER.
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Diet Coke = The Grossification Proclamation
No, Seth Ward = The Grossification Proclamation.
Mer I know what you mean. Try this: allow yourself two three diet cokes per week.
All things in moderation. That's the way you diet coke.
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